Nerd Alert

Love nerds, hate nerds - You can't deny that nerds are everywhere. Nerds aren't normal guys - So it's better that you learn to identify a nerd when you see one.

Here's a checklist of what you need to look for to know that you are looking at a nerd.

  • Glasses - Look for those spects. A nerd is incomplete without them and a nerd without them is not a pure nerd.
  • Nerds can't stand people fumbling with technology. Just try fumbling with a gadget! If he doesn't say," Lemme show you how to do that", he isn't a nerd. Moreover, nerds despise people who do not respect technology.
  • Gamers - Nerds are avid gamers. And they are very appreciative of skilled gamers.
  • Try saying a bit of bullshit about Albert Einstein - (Caution) A nerd might knock out your teeth. At least he's bound to raise a big hue and cry over this.
  • Nerds don't like being called nerds. *wink*. But they like to think of themselves as nerds. Nerds are complicated people after all.
  • Nerds prefer beautiful technology to beautiful women any day. However, no nerd will ever accept this.
  • Nerds are the among the few genres of homo sapiens who do not want to trade genres for something else. They are very satisfied and happy being nerds.
  • Nerds are poor at paragraphs. They work better with bullets and minutes.
How do I know?
Because, I'm a big time NERD! *grin*


Mads said...

hehe :P nice post there :P :P \:D/

Richa said...

u dint have to make tht declaration at the end though :P

Mahul Bhattacharya said...

@ Mads:

Thanks buddy!

Mahul Bhattacharya said...

@ Richa:

Am I that obvious?