Nerd Alert

Love nerds, hate nerds - You can't deny that nerds are everywhere. Nerds aren't normal guys - So it's better that you learn to identify a nerd when you see one.

Here's a checklist of what you need to look for to know that you are looking at a nerd.

• Glasses - Look for those spects. A nerd is incomplete without them and a nerd without them is not a pure nerd.

• Nerds can't stand people fumbling with technology. Just try fumbling with a gadget! If he doesn't say," Lemme show you how to do that", he isn't a nerd. Moreover, nerds despise people who do not respect technology.
  

• Gamers - Nerds are avid gamers. And they are very appreciative of skilled gamers.

• Try saying a bit of bullshit about Albert Einstein - (Caution) A nerd might knock out your teeth. At least he's bound to raise a big hue and cry over this.

• Nerds don't like being called nerds. *wink*. But they like to think of themselves as nerds. Nerds are complicated people after all.
  

• Nerds prefer beautiful technology to beautiful women any day. However, no nerd will ever accept this.

• Nerds are the among the few genres of homo sapiens who do not want to trade genres for something else. They are very satisfied and happy being nerds.
  

• Nerds are poor at paragraphs. They work better with bullets and minutes.

How do I know?
Because, I'm a big time NERD! *grin*